This deserves a Pause for sure. How are you the captain of one of the greatest Soccer teams in the world and tweet a picture of you in a sports bra stuffed with socks. On top of that, your trying to make fun of Piers Morgan. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. You can’t think of anything better. It’s fucking Piers Morgan for god sakes. Without a doubt the corniest stereotypical national anchor in history.
WTF. Lebron James recently tweeted “Crazy. Karma is a bitch. Gets you every time. Its not good to wish bad on anybody. God sees everything!” This was right after the Lakers made the most of the Cavs. This bum catches so much shit for tweeting this, then goes on to say that it had nothing to do with the cavs and that it was a message that was sent to him by someone else that he sent to his followers. You didn’t get that from someone Lebum. What your telling me you took the time and effort to somehow recieve a message about Karma being a bitch and posting it on twitter? C’mon son, who the fuck are you trying to fool lying out your ass. Everyone knows when you retweet shit there’s a big ass RT. You did not get that from someone else. Don’t you have a publicist that can teach you how to lie properly. Get the fuck outta here. As for Karma, my boy Blake Griffin really busted your ass last night and you sprained your ankle. Pussy.
Cream on Yo Face Gucci
So Gucci decides to get an Ice Cream cone tattoo on the side of his face and have it posted all over the twitter world, which…is the real world. Genius Gucci. Your never gonna stop getting shit about how you got creamed on the face not once, not twice, but three fucking times. You couldn’t just stick with Ice? Maybe a couple of piercings on the cheek? Maybe?
sometimes learning the language in my head can be just as hard as communicating with someone foreign. alone time on flights get me everytime - Jessica Simpson
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Enjoy this one, I’m still dying.
A Collection of Dumb Tweets by Bow Wow. Enjoy
So Bow Wow, formerly known as Lil Bow Wow is a rapper/actor somewhere between the ages of 11-24, but no one really knows. On a side not it’s really fun to see socialites and celebrities break free and do things that their public relations representatives would disapprove of. Here are a few examples of things that Bow Wow tweeted that are worth reading.
Really Lebum. Where the fuck did they find 6 foot 8 skinny jeans for this homo. I can’t believe I used to idolize you. Why dont you and your boyfriend Chris Bosh buy matching Dolce & Gabbana underwear and pose for HotSpot magazine.
Drake’s #TorontoSlang Trending Topic Tweet
“Zertain gyal need fi get di cocky still doggy #torontoslang”- Drake
Strictly speaking, the mainstream music that has been released these past two years have for the most part been disappointing. However, hating on Drake and Nicki Minaj and the rest of Young Money fad is pointless. I have come to terms that there is something about Drake that makes him popular and as much as people front on how they think drake sucks, they secretly bump that shit. I think that Drake is TheDon Batti of music now and the closest people to de-throne him of that status are Lance Bass, Mac Miller, and Chris Bosh (Yeah, I know Chris Bosh isn’t an artist).
Welcome to U Fucked Up, a soon to be collection of Tweets, Status Updates, Photos, and other quotations or posts that people have decided to unfortunately share with the world. As all of you very well know, Social Media has deploringly turned into a medium where people decide to write and post whatever the fuck they want. It's sad. It's really sad actually. The days where people got Facebook just to post pictures of themselves and tell people what they like seem so long ago, cause that was only a little gay, ya kno. Now I log on to an overwhelming surge of +300 posts every single fucking time and to be honest, it is completely beyond me. Respect to the heads that post little rhyme's here and there from classics but that gets old too. In fact the only shit I sometimes enjoy on FB is the intuitive articles and stories that people share that spurn reactions from the heads that can actually think. However, the 92% of people with no lives that decide to put shit up that is Obnoxious or unnecessary and/or common knowledge should really re-evaluate themselves cause it doesn't make you look cool or noticed. For Example, and this I say with feeling: The Motherfuckers that think it's cool or necessary to post the Young Money "Bedrock" video and all other main stream hits on Facebook or any other online mediums should go look into a mirror and realize that they are a waste of life and space and are better off as fertilizer. I mean, at least put something up that not everyone knows about. When you post something, you have to click a pretty large rectangular Share button. So share something that can actually intrigue and stimulate someone (no homo). Cause the only way your going to make it in life is by communicating with people of intelligence and hoping that you make a connection somewhere. You know it's true. With that, the overall idea of this blog is to rip on the various celebrities and people on what they write or share on any type of mediums that they so happen to use. I also ask that if you come across something that you consider retarded or just make's your head shake, please share it with me so it can be posted.
